"25% of Americans could get arrested."
- Me: I don't have any movies downloaded.
- Michelle: What about music?
- Me: No. I don't like taking up space on my computer. OH, SHIT. I downloaded books.
- Michelle: Oh, shit, BOOKS?
- Me: What? Why? Are books like, the worst?
- Michelle: Kind of.
- Me: NO! Oh God...$150,000 each?
- Michelle: Yeah.
- Me: [I put my head in my arms] It's just three of the Sookie Stackhouse books!
