January 2012
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Watchhorriblydeformed:
oh no…
“oh no” is right
She said she'll buy me the Sims for my birthday
Michelle: I'll read your blogs about it, like, "Look at my cat; it's being an idiot." Or "Look at my horse; it's in my kitchen."
Me: "Look at my grades; I'm failing out of school."
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catbountry:
drink-the-pee-tintin:
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“Do you like my boobs? I hope you do. I work VERY hard at not doing anything...”
– Michelle
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At the party I worked last night, a girl I went to high school with sat at one of my tables, and I put her name on my notepad. We all write a description of a specific person at our tables- usually the most memorable person- so we know where we started with the orders. But since I knew this girl’s name, I figured I’d just put that down. BUT I forgot I always kneel down next to the...
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"25% of Americans could get arrested."
Me: I don't have any movies downloaded.
Michelle: What about music?
Me: No. I don't like taking up space on my computer. OH, SHIT. I downloaded books.
Michelle: Oh, shit, BOOKS?
Me: What? Why? Are books like, the worst?
Michelle: Kind of.
Me: NO! Oh God...$150,000 each?
Michelle: Yeah.
Me: [I put my head in my arms] It's just three of the Sookie Stackhouse books!
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I just learned that I still can’t watch The X-Files late at night without getting scared.
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Child pornography charge in Eagleswood Township... →
The initial articles that came out yesterday made it sound like firefighters cut into the ceiling and pictures of naked children rained down on them. This was built up to be something a lot bigger than what it seems to be now. And frigging Dave Fox, man. That guy is everywhere. It’s like he thinks he’s the spokesman for the entire street.
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NEW MEGAUPLOAD URL -> MEGAVIDEO.BZ
hoshiko2:
dailyloreena:
STOP. JUST STOP.
You guys are going to get in trouble for going here. It’s a fucking trick.
Read this
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The object of the unsub’s obsession on this week’s Criminal Minds looks like my cousin, back when she used to be happy.
Jenn's brother is unintentionally funny
Me: Oh, I had another dream last night that I was adopted by Angelina Jolie.
John: I have dreams like that sometimes.
Me: That Angelina Jolie is your mom?
John: No, that I'm adopted. Usually by black people.
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What were you raised by wolves? →
hownottowhale:
This comic may not have words, but the meaning is seriously deep. It actually made me cry. It is very blunt, but it is beautiful.
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