driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

(via vannuccis)

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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(via wendy-pleakley)

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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(via karmadownurgun)

(via horriblydeformed)

guineapiggies:

(via Newborn guinea pig- banana for scale. : aww)

guineapiggies:

(via Newborn guinea pig- banana for scale. : aww)

(via prolethean)

jazbitch:

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

Lol

(via tragiccomedydivine)

presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

(Source: jessehimself, via katamazing)

bellecosby:

these are their stories 

bellecosby:

these are their stories